Mchongoano 101


I’ve always wanted a ka place to read some of all the best disses of all time. We’ll i couldnt get onr so i decided to make one for myself.

Enjoy .

Una mkono rough hadi ukishika mouse, computer inadai found new hardware.

Umezoea kula mogoka hadi unaogopa kumeza mboga

Ati wewe nimchafu mpaka ukiingia kwa lake kuswim, fish zinatoka kutema mate

Ati siz yako ni mnono mpaka chali yake humshow ‘u r 2 in a million.

Ati umezoea kuokoa jahazi hadi safcom hukuuliza utahama lini?

Ati Unakipara ukivaa polo neck unakaa roll on

Ati wewe ni mzee hadi ukizaliwa “OLD TESTAMENT” ilikuwa inaitwa “TESTAMENT”

Umezoea kutumia wasee please call me mpaka ukipress *130* simu ukutolea phone book ujichagulie.

We ni dentist mpro hadi unang’oa blue tooth ya phone yako.

Ati wewe mweusi tu sana mpaka hauna bright ideas.

Ati mtoi wenu alizaliwa akiwa mblack mpaka doki akasema, ” Kameungua”.

We ni mkonda hadi uki dance helicopter una take off…

UKo na macho kubwa hadi wewe huitwa eye witness

Ati we ni mchoyo mpaka line yako ya YU inaitwa ME

Ati umekonda mpaka we hutumia elastoplast badala ya always

huyu chali ni fala mara yake ya kwanza kumwaga alienda kwa doctor akidaisha nini yake ina homa

huyu mseee ana maskio kubwa,akiinuliwa juu!,anabebwa kaa trophy