THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SERIOUS JANG’O AND A KENYAN


> 1.Kenyans wear clothes, while the Jang’os DON ATTIRE
>
> 2.Kenyans go home at the end of the day, while Jang’os
> PROCEED TO THEIR RESIDENCES
>
> 3.Kenyans have children, while Jang’os have OFFSPRINGS
>
>
> 4. Kenyan children go to school, while Jang’o
> offspring ATTEND ACADEMY
>
> 5.Kenyans have wives, Jang’os have SPOUSES
>
> 6.Kenyans take their wives for lunch, Jang’os TREAT
> their spices, sorry spouses to A LUNCHEON
>
> 7.Kenyans drive cars, while Jang’os OPERATE LIMOUSINES
>
>
> 8.Kenyans go to work, Jang’os ATTEND TO PROFESSIONAL
> COMMITMENTS
>
> 9.Kenyans talk to their families, Jang’os COMMUNICATE
> WITH THEIR HOUSEHOLDS
>
> 10.Kenyans wear shoes, Jang’os ARRANGE FOOTWEAR
>
> 11.Kenyans own livestock, Jang’os POSSESS DISPOSABLE
> AGRARIAN ASSETS
>
> 12.Kenyans get lost but Jang’os DISCOVER ALTERNATIVE
> DESTINATIONS
>
> 13.Kenyans may fail but JANG’OS in the same
> circumstances ACHIEVE A DEFICIENCY
>
> 14.Kenyans have a beer gut, Jang’os DEVELOP A LIQUID
> GRAIN STORAGE
>
> 15.Kenyans may be unemployed while Jang’os may be
> INVOLUNTARILY LEISURED
>
> 16.Kenyans send emails/forwards while Jang’os
> COMMUNICATE ELECTRONICALLY ON THE INFORMATION SUPER
> HIGHWAY!!!
>
> And the list goes on and on and on…
>
>

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